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The Elephant Cutlet

The elephant eats only hay but he is made of meat and plenty of it

Why wont the costumers come and partee

There is a old man sitting down he has a lot of money

Eye want my elephant cutlet money is no object

But sire surely you can have the birds why we have pheasant in reserve

Do you have the elephant there in that sign it says an elephant cutlet let me dine but sir please listen to my reason

You cannot expect me to kill my only elephant for just one portion

The meat will not keep in Tucson

The elephant is not for you a miner a loner

We only cook him for the partee after

Then its plural that we sell we sell elephant cutlets