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From Mohasco®
Mohasco® Serial Grains brings you DisruptorCereal® The high demand for CBS® reruns has forced us to hit the new children’s market again. Disruptor comes in one flavor only to avoid the CaptainCrunch® syndrome most children separated all the differant colors and drove the MILF’s crazy.  The creatures in the flakes are Trogglights. There is not marshmallow bites. They are made out of real pieces of beef jerky. In fact the meat flavor is disguised by the addition of Lots of Monosodium Glutamate. When the milk hits this mess even Captain Kirk smiles down at HIS bowl. Spock loves them. Scotty would have eaten them. They will not menace your society or Federation of Planets. When ingested your children sleep immediately after the Star Trek reruns on CBS stations. Only on HD TV. Remember gentile readers the Anolog TV is dead. Only Computerized Television works in this new millennium. Soon very soon only large flat screens that everyone hates will be available for the public. Get Thirty five box tops and a real stamp from the DisruptorCereal Box and your MILF and send them to this address CBS@DisruptorsAnonymouse.com
When we receive your STAMP we will add it to our collection.  The box tops will be immediately recycled baked back into flakes and added into more Cereal boxes as fiber. We aer after all in this to make money. There is no toys being manufactured at this time however please write to your Congress and ask them to be certain. My MILF saw a Trogglight® one at Toys®US it even had the funny glasses like MOLEMEN® wear.