ShoppingCartPedaler
The box was small as boxes go and eye unwrapped it like a Christmas Presented unto me. Eye was looking for a much larger device they had it nano sized. There was two pedals in the center a post between them and two posts on each side with a leveler on each post to make it adjustable they had a guide that moved back and forth one on each side. It was made out of titanium steel. The instructions are as follows:
Fold Tab A into Tab B attaché line C wait this was instructions for recycling the box my new device had came in. They said the instructions were in the device in the center bar your first attempt at using this is to completely break the bar down and then build the device to get to knoe your new machine. Seems reasonable. So eye attached the New Device to the Shopping Cart eye had FOUND and scrounge an old IGA shopping cart complete with white paint all over the plastic seat. Garretts Iga Supermarket in OLD Tucson provided me a shopping cart eye found it on Broadway Avenue so far away from their location as to be bizarre. The bars fit so snug eye had to tap them in with a ballpin hammer. No ewe ewe aer thinking of a BALLPEEN hammer that’s differant. A ballpin hammer has two hammer ends is much smaller a device the thing went on the cart and moves the wheels when eye peddle it goes so fast as the wind. Eye passed a girl on her bicycle she was sweating under her eyes eye have done that it seems like tears but it’s the wind that does it. She wiped her stuff and slung it on me it hit eye and eye almost crashed but kept it between the white lines. Eye did decide to move back to the sidewalk it was more suitable for the cart then the bike lane. The Police near the collage clocked me at 93 miles and hour and made me donate the cart to the Church they confiscated the device and made me promise to walk to the lieberry from now on and HOW was your week gentile readers ewe. That’s all folks from the ShoppingCartPedaler.
