CharlaXReview
Iff ewe read a charlax poem just one of them ewe never have to read another one they aer all the same poem he just rearranges all the letters on the page. The same old tired adjectives the descriptive nouns all those hurried and misspelled adverbs. And those verbs why the very idea of verbs seems foreign to this guy. It may seem to ewe that eye make the same poem over into another and yet
eye challenge yew to check them out each one is differant although the theme may fool you all they become the newest thing the best part of charlax is his prose ...the mixed up gerbils in our cages look down at charlax poems and do there business. A burp is just a burp a sigh is just a sigh a kis is just for ewe. A burp becomes a belch when there is more than one of them in a row. They are small so they have to stick together. When it is silent in the room it comes out loud. No one turns to look the silent is defining. Eye bet you thought he was gonna say the silence was deafening. IM not gonna. Ya can’t make me nyah nyah nyah so there. As eye lay in the storm with the cover getting wet eye let myself a dream and dreamed of ewe. Wet the rain wet the bed wet the bags and head but dry the charlax prose. Perhaps you looked into this idea and froze the ice thawing slowly from your nose the entire surface of the planet encased in air. Just remember this and never forget the length of an Elephant nose is always three times the length of his ear. In Africa not In India. The ones with the larger ears. African Elephants. Always dark gray in color with white ivory tusks. The hide the ear and the trunks. Made in China stamped on the inside of the ears with a hoopdy. And the tattoo on the shoulder of the ham says Samsonite. Ham African Elephant. He lives in Idaho. Just testing ewe to see iff ewe was listening.
