Jack Gilbert's Pet Rock
Jack Gilbert's Pet Rock
A Paroday of Jack


Eye have a monolithos in mye pocket binder notebook eye call it the pet rock it is as heavy as a stone eye use it to backspace the computor by just misplacing it on the backspace button on the keyboard is this lava obsidian one of a kind of a heavy green substance found only on the planet Krypton. Eye take the rock and place it on the keyboard button to hold the thing down so it's on automatic backspacing. It eats old lines and spaces off the printed places that eye visit and leaves a strange red substance there they called it Red K in all the comics mags. Eye Jack the words in the book to read the only things that seem to mean about the home eye always have an island made of stone until they bury me but wait perhaps they can't scratch the surface plate to make a hole of six feet asunderneathe the stone of monolithic island home. Eye Paroday the recipient of monolithium Jack Sullivan. No wait its Gilbert not Sullivan you nutt you Gilbert nit wite wait for it its wit you Jack Gilbert nutt with your pet rock you monolithic knit whit.